You know a cow is holy when she passes on the faith. Now that’s a holy cow!

You know a cow is holy when she dresses dignified for mass. Now that’s a holy cow.

Holy cow. You know a cow is holy when she does God’s will. Now that’s a holy cow!

You now a cow is holy when she does not receive communion when she is not supposed to. (animals are not to receive communion, that’s reserved to humans)

You know a cow is holy when she prays in her room. Now that’s a holy cow!